Quotes

Player Quotes
Scott describing the way Karnash looks due to the black rocks: Like pregnancy glow if it was evil.

Session 69: Bilgrim takes us to his barracks...

Session 69: A big pile of meat and a little bit of shame

Session 69: Testing the heft of his pouch

Session 72:

Rumsha: We all need to bukkake this demon.

Chris: I'm sorry, what?

Rumsha: Form a circle around it and attack. That was the best word I could think of.

Session 75:

Scott: Every part of Grodak is a spiritual weapon.

Session 88: Scott as Briza, standing over a headless Dramon Fang: I guess he should have quit while he was ahead.

Session 88: Rumsha: Gwen can help, she's seen trees stab people before. She knows what to do in this situation.

Session 96: Scott: Briza pops like a condom full of ground meat.

Character Quotes
Garth, while posing like Washington crossing the Delaware: Drama doesn't allow for comfort.

Unironic Briza: Well his life depends on him not dying.

Briza talking to Bilgrim (a police captain): Can I help with your paperwork? I can forge your signature.